A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.
Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
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He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...
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How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.
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Get the hip to the function mug.A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
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