A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.
"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025

When someone chooses to change their gender to female not because of gender dysphoria, but for practical, functional reasons.
In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.
Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.
Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.
This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.
Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.
Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.
This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
"Well, I can either stay here as an umployed man and live in absolute poverty. Or move to the west and practice functional femininity. Become a wife and at least be comfortable. "
by Privalux July 26, 2024

by FredFan1 May 31, 2024

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.
by Republic of mo August 13, 2021

Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.
by Functioning-nuisance May 29, 2014

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”
Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”
Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!
Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”
Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!
Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
by Functionmaker May 19, 2024

by waller69 June 8, 2025
