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Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up
1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.
by FRANCESUCKS69 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Fork a housemug.

fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating
I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.
by henryiiplant August 16, 2017
mugGet the fork teasemug.

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.
Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
by BlindButAware May 6, 2014
mugGet the Morton's Forkmug.

fork dropper

Dude, that piece of cake was a fork dropper!
by Punder Mountain April 13, 2015
mugGet the fork droppermug.

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.
After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.
by Whitewidow May 24, 2014
mugGet the Fork and Knifemug.

Stick a fork in it

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”
by sensitivitytothings May 4, 2008
mugGet the Stick a fork in itmug.

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.
by Jackie August 10, 2003
mugGet the Fork Liftmug.

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