Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

fork dropper

That meal/food was good!!

Dude, that piece of cake was a fork dropper!

by Punder Mountain April 13, 2015

fatty fork

A fork that is left in a food dish for quick bites without all the work of getting a plate.

Who left a fuckin fatty fork in the cake pan!?

by Sunscreen89 September 1, 2016

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003

Stick a fork in it

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”

by sensitivitytothings May 4, 2008