flassing

(v. pt.) Flossing someone's rear end with floss, gazebos, spatulas, tumbleweed, or any other implements suitable for the task. It is said to have cured some hygiene problems among many odorous high school students.

Flassing is recommended for people who has a great deal of things stuffed in or up their posterior crevice that they become stiff and obnoxious.
Warning: Consult your physician if you experience rashes, blisters, or any other physical discomfort from doing said activity.

by Sanders(Co-producer of the Word) October 16, 2005

flossin

to fight or have the urge to fight when under the influence of alcohol

Mike was flossin when he took out his brass nucks and broke Jamals nose.

by cdawwwg January 11, 2009

flossig

weak, worst, bad quality, boring

Jiri: Ds isch huere flossigs weed.

by badtaste March 18, 2008

flosing

You have failed to spell the verb flossing and have now come to the realisation that you are, in fact, a retard

OMG! Are you flosing?

*cough cough* I believe you mean flossing

by Basic B**** October 30, 2019

Flossin

Hauling ass.

Bro he was flossin down the highway!

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Flossinitis

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.

by moose1234 September 14, 2021

flossinitis

a debilitating addiction to girls named Floss.

Symptoms include: ditching your friends, eating almonds, ripping the gym, going to Walmart/target and telling the disease causer that your friends hate her.

Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis!

by moose1234 September 22, 2021