A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.
"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"
by ACEE October 20, 2012
Get the Filipino Flophousemug. You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
Get the Filipino Toiletmug. When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022
Get the Filipino Chainsawmug. The smell of a female filipino when she has her period. The stench can be so strong that even after she leaves a room it will still smell like dead fish 15 minutes later.
"phew what's that smell?"
"Oh, that? That is the smell of a stinky filipino that probably left 20 minutes ago."
"Oh, that? That is the smell of a stinky filipino that probably left 20 minutes ago."
by tarbox75 January 15, 2014
Get the stinky filipinomug. by Anonymous Bro September 18, 2018
Get the Filipino girlsmug. How are you and Lisa doing Josh?
We’re doing great man. She’s the one. The other night we did a Filipino Kiss. I tell you what Jerry, I went out and bought an engagement ring this morning.
We’re doing great man. She’s the one. The other night we did a Filipino Kiss. I tell you what Jerry, I went out and bought an engagement ring this morning.
by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021
Get the Filipino Kissmug. by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014
Get the Filipino weed-whackermug.