When a person is so large they generate a gravitational field. They are so heavy the ground around them cracks. They are covered in so much blubber that they need 2 lanes to swim in. They have so much mass that they are bigger than some of Jupiter's moons. They are so big blue whales hit on them when they go to the beach.
by tim logberk April 29, 2024
Get the Fat Assmug. by iboredisme March 16, 2024
Get the Fat Assmug. A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023
Get the Fat Ass Whalemug. by pluh juice October 25, 2023
Get the freddys fazbears fat assmug. After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug. Is a giant creature which it’s almost 50 TONS ! Yeah you heard me right 50 TON ! It’s known for A terrible accident which happen in 1997 in Alabama , Albania , Bathore (Best town) Killed many young and innocent people with his fat ass . R.I.P to all the fallen soldiers
Davi: OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT “DENI’S FAT ASS” ?
Angjelo: Yeah dude , that shit made me bust two times for a bag of jelly beans
Angjelo: Yeah dude , that shit made me bust two times for a bag of jelly beans
by Big daddy lord sosig November 22, 2021
Get the Deni’s fat assmug. *A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”
by bitchfuckyourhoeshit April 23, 2018
Get the a fat ass nutmug.