Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process

"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"

by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016

Friendzone

A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.

Me: I love you.

Girl: I think we should be just Friends.

Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!

by WhatTheFuckRichard September 9, 2016

Friendzone

A kid who tells a chick that she's cute way too early and gets shoved into the "friendzone"

" Bro this kid actually stupid for saying that too early, mans should've known he would get thrown into the friendzone

by treysongs June 14, 2020

Friendzoned

Friendzone, the place where you go when your crush puts you down easy.

"Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
"Of course! With who?"
" thinking Man, I just got friendzoned"

"What are we?"
"We're just friends silly!"
"Just...friends?"
"Oh..my mistake. I meant best friends!"

by dog-who-gives-definitions October 24, 2017

Friendzone

The terrible place that all the guys who are too pussy to ask girls out go.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alex has to ask that girl out or else he's gonna get friendzoned"

Guy 2: "I know bro, that kid has no balls."

by darealjesus January 20, 2015

Friendzoner

Thats one kid called Kyle who always cockblocks.

"man, Kyle is such a friendzoner he always steals my bird"

by Kule March 20, 2019

Friendzoned

The self-inflicted limbo that man-babies complain endlessly about, when a woman they know fails to realize that she's somehow obligated to provide a romantic or sexual relationship to any man who is interested and claims to be her friend, simply because he wants it. Used by the same type of guys who claim to be "nice" yet call women used up sluts for having sex with men they're actually attracted to. Men who can't fathom being actual "friends" with a woman they find attractive if they can't act on that attraction - due to them thinking exclusively with their dicks and only seeing women as sex objects. If any man uses this term unironically, just run, because they have no real interest in you as an actual human being and will never be a real friend to you, and in fact are highly likely to go berserk on you at some point because they aren't getting what they want.

Friendzoned - "I can't believe that I've wasted 2 years of my life pretending to give a shit about a chick who won't even give me the sex I deserve! I pretended to listen to her problems and enjoy hanging out with her without her getting naked for me even ONCE, and this is how she repays me? Screw that bitch, I'm tired of being stuck in the Friendzone"!

by LauRenFree April 25, 2022