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Friendzone

The difference between "girlfriend" and "girl friend" is the space in between. That space is known as the Friendzone.
James: Dude, I proposed to a girl and she became my girl friend.
Charles: Wait, did you say girlfriend?
James: Nah man, add the friendzone in between the words.
Charles: That's sad man.
by unkownlad September 4, 2021
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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FRIENDZONE

Something that doesn't exist ffs!!! Nobody owes you ANYTHING.
Guy 1: Marie totally friendzoned me today.
Me: Shut up! Imagine thinking that being friends with someone is worse than realizing that your best friend only wanted to fuck you.

Guy 1: Hahahah she left you in the friendzone.
Guy 2: Lol calm down, that doesn't even exist! If she only wants to be friends, I respect her right to say no. U r a total jerk.
by Guy.928 October 21, 2017
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Friendzone

Otherwise known as the playzone. Where toddlers play in malls, and where fuckboys go when they don't get to date a girl.
by femi, March 3, 2015
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Friendzone

A place where women exploit beta males they consider to be weak, subservient lapdogs at best, or a slave at worst. It used to mean going to the mall to go shopping with a girl for a purse and an outfit she can wear on her date that night, but since nobody goes out anymore it's basically emotional support in the form of a text buddy/pen pal, or financial support via CashApp/Venmo.

It is common for women to deny the friend zone exists because they benefit 100% from the equation and stand to lose something if the guy walks away. Ironically, women shame men for claiming men are not "owed sex" (implying there was a nefarious plot all along and discounting the fact men can slowly grow to fall in love with a woman and are walking away for that reason, not ownership of her body), but also shame them for walking away, missing the irony that they are not "owed friendship". Men can only be virtuous while they stay firmly entrenched in their utility place.

It's worth noting that while women deny it's existence and play dumb, know exactly how to hit a guy below the belt and make their words sting as much as possible.
"Hey Alfred, I'm going on a date with Jose Consuelo in 5 hours! Wanna come to the mall me with an help me try on some outfits!? YES!! Omg you are my bestie, I wish I could find a guy like you who wasn't my heterosexual but gay best friend!"

"Man, she invited me to go shopping with her again! Do you think this is a date?"

"Bro, stfu, you're in the friendzone!"
by NotYourGayBestie November 3, 2022
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Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.
Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone
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Friendzone

This is a totally made up thing people have made so that they can be mad or manipulate someone into going out to a date with them out of pity, for example:
Bob(overweight and doesn't care for himself): wow Becky i love you, do you love me?

Becky(a 10/10 girl) no we should be friends.
Bob: wow so rude, you friendzoned me? So rude. I was always so nice to you
Becky: how about you take care of yourself and make a person out of yourself before dating someone cause "being nice" won't land you some bitches.

Bob then goes into 4chan, reddit, or twitter to complain about this.
by BigDogBigNut~Lamar from gtav November 24, 2020
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