"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"
"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"
"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"
by Schleiermacher December 05, 2016
Politically correct people don't like it.
Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
by PicklesAreVeryYummy February 15, 2024
Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".
by schraderpaul April 01, 2022
It´s a mysthical creature that stoles bags from bad chewrs while also being friends with good chewers.
by TheSnusMaster October 16, 2018
Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.
by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017