Ducks

All Ducks live on the Moon...
They die on the sun...
They put them in the rocket and send them to the sun!

Ducks kick ass! They live on the Moon with the cows!

by Baha November 3, 2004

fuck different ducks

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.

Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.

by lydie22 March 26, 2009

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

dinkspoon

a penis

i have a giant dinkspoon !

by mother fucker fuckin shit poop November 30, 2009

Danksty

A expression similar to ridiculous used by gangstahs.

This game is gonna be danksty

by Sfgdhjkfv August 26, 2010

Drunkstraction

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

by Kymbr August 29, 2010

Drunksghetti

(n.) the Italian dish made with long slender pasta, cooked al dente, and sauce- made while utterly inebriated; any pasta-based dish prepared while drunk. Typically, the dish is not up to par with it's sober-made counterpart but the difference is indiscernible to the chef due to his or her condition.

John: I had too many shots, man, I just yakked up something vicious!

Steve: I know, I'm surprised I haven't. I didn't even eat today, dude. I'm so hungry.

John: I'm broke... I've got some Ragù in my house though! I'll make some drunksghetti!

Steve: That works.

by drink.drank.drunk. September 25, 2011