Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

domesticity

To be overly enamored with all things domestic, i.e. jam making, baking, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and being better than everyone else in your suburban neighborhood.

I do not wish to partake in your domesticity.

by Justin0077 June 18, 2014

Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.

Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.

by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.

That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.

by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021

Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020