derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*

Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010

derp

Sound simultaneously expressing supreme dorkiness and excitement of boston terriers.

derp, derp, derp (repeat until satisfied)

by BT Supreme January 21, 2011

The Derps

A slang term for Down's Syndrome.

What's wrong with that guy?

Oh, him? He has the Derps.

by The Gnargoyle October 26, 2010

derp

A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.

let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.

by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005

derp

Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.

Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.

by usernameunavailable November 9, 2011

derp

A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.

WOW that purple was delicious, DERP!!!

by SAMPSON September 10, 2003

derp

a word that is used as a filler in order to add a comic relief.

Used by the most awesome person in response to something very outlandish or cute

to express excite during an activity

to express "I Love You" when said 3 times consecutively

said by the cutest girl ever

What the derp?

Berka Derp Derp!

DERP DERP DERP!!!

"yesterday was flipping derp!!"

by cloelzbah February 17, 2010