Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 11, 2024

Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.

This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.

by My dear friend April 22, 2024

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Dear butter

The residue you get around your penis from having sex!

Hey you got some dear butter from last night?

by Yourmom_90 May 10, 2020

Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.

Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”

by Harryysonn July 19, 2023

DEAR

The Britney Spears of applied theatre. She’s a DEAR.

Oh dear she’s here

by Lorina January 15, 2024

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022