artimusrex's definitions

clamgina

noun, When he trys to hard to get her out of her shell. As a defense mechanism the vagina will clam up. Repeated clamgina can cause the vagina to grow and hang.

Thanks to her clamgina, I gotz blueballs
Her clamgina led to labioplasty.

by artimusrex March 7, 2008

ulmost dear

verb, Trying to win the sexual race but can't find the finish line.

(For two hours she was) ulmost dear!!
(Is you done yet??) Ulmost dear!!

by artimusrex March 7, 2008