joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

delaware dangler

This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.

That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.

by silas6872 January 6, 2019

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

midges dangler

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025