midges dangler

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Kitty Danglers

When you have demolished your outer vaginal lips so bad they look like a Thumb or a Turd hanging from inbetween your legs..

You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!

by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Dingus dangler

One who art a dangler of thine dingus

Damn Bruce your a dingus dangler!

by Syrupsamurai June 24, 2024

Wyatt Dangler

When your wife snorts your excessive large skin tag through her nose, pulling it out your mouth.

It turns me on so much when my wife does the Wyatt Dangler on me.

by DroptheFlag June 26, 2024