cwute

Similar to a queef, a cwute is a distinctly sounding vaginal flatulence that emits when a girl does not have the muscles needed to hide the noise.

"DANG, that girl couldn't even hold a tampon in, let alone that disgusting cwute everyone just heard."

by p!nkhurrr July 27, 2009

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Cliterally

the combination of the words 'clearly' and 'literally'
Cliterally.

For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."

Cliterally I'm awesome!

by NR.RISE March 27, 2010

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cite

short for: cock in the ear

It is best used as a substitution for "fml" because of the overuse of "fuck my life."

I completely failed my philosophy midterm, what a CITE.

by Joe Brathas March 21, 2009

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chite

Gil Scott-Heron uses chite in the song/poem Comment #4 to insult "white people" who are trying to identify with "black people" and their political causes.

"You silly chite mother fucker, your great grandfather tied a ball and chain to my balls and bounced me through a cotton field... and now you want me to help you overthrow what?" (Gil Scott-Heron, Comment #4)

by Olly April 2, 2005

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criter

A creative writer, in abbreviated form, should read criter surely. I mean, take the Cr (in creative) & add iter (from writer) and we have criter. Most of us prefer to simplify the english language in any case, with less characters. We live in an age where less is more, so the more we can reduce words and time the better. For your consideration. Thank you :)

I know a criter who can help you out .. she works for a publishing company and runs her own business. She also doesn't see the point in using more words/characters than our language requires. Time is money after all. The more characters and words is is often not worth the time in this day and age.

by Criter dot com May 29, 2018

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