crunchy cunt

the sound during sex that snap crackle and pop crunch

I was so deep in her the crunchy cunt was loud

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

crunchy but nugget

some one who is very mean ugly fat (has cellulite) seems to be burnt around the edges and looks like she just got pulled out of someones but.

Montanna! God that crunchy but nugget!

by Tara Olivia Jamie the posse January 22, 2009

crunchy black

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.

Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!

by krayz walz February 4, 2008

CRUNCHIE CRIGGA

1)A mexican, white, asian, or black that thinks he is a pimp cause he talks to any girl he passes.

2)A smelly mother fucka

Look at Frank's ugly lookin ass talkin to dem girls, he is a crunchi crigga.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019

Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

by f091993 November 20, 2010