Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.

A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...

by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012

conversangilist

someone who is really nice and everyone wants to talk to them. But turns out they only are nice to you to convert you to

guy1- hey you ever talked to Jonathan? he's a pretty cool dude.
guy 2- don't talk to that fool, he's a conversangilist

by JasPey January 29, 2017

Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

Convection

The way heat gets transferred in fluids

No one documented the word convection on this site. Weird

by Ieatcorndogs December 5, 2020

Conventional Gay

Conventional Gays conform to the stereotypical gay subculture, very common in America, but not so much in places like Berlin. They dress the same, look the same, meet in pubs, drink a lot of alcohol, which they need in order to dance or have sex; they talk a lot, but never about anything interesting or important, and laugh loudly and in an affected manner at comments that are not funny. They go to circuit parties, gay cruises on giant ships and only to gay destinations like Sitges, Mykonos or Ibiza. They lack creativity and are too insecure to express any kind of individuality.

All the guys at the bar were conventional gays. I couldn't really tell them apart and there was no one I wanted to talk to so I left.

by Cranky ol' fart August 30, 2021

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013