colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 December 9, 2008

Coronel

(adj.) Hung like a horse.

Alex V. Vong is so coronel.

Alejandra likes her men coronel.

by Bill Co December 13, 2006

Coloneling

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

colonology

to talk about a subject without any knowledge or understanding of it. pulling an answer out your ass.

He's using colonology always talking about it, not knowing anything about it.

by boswick May 23, 2016

Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011