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Bro Code

A set of useless, bullshit rules that guys use to govern and bully around their friends, guys or girls.

examples of breaking the bro code:

1. you slept with a girl a friend used to like

2. you ask a girl out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before

3. you are friends with someone your friend hates
Guy 1: "what did i do wrong?"

Guy 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the bro code rule #27."

Guy 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a girl that you once liked. i am so sorry."
by rally123 June 16, 2010
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Bro Code

No Leaving a Bro to talk to another bitch thats just plain and simple.
Jason: Ahh i gtg my friend wants me to talk to her.

Requis: Cmon dude thats bro code you cant do that shit.
by Hfsse April 27, 2016
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code red in a bottle

mt dew code red that comes in a bottle from the big cold box in the back
(custumer) do u have code red?
(waitress) idk ill check 4 u
(c) ok
(w) they said we dont have code red but i said yes we do its in a bottle! we got CODE RED IN A BOTTLE!
by IhAt3MEVANS April 2, 2005
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Bro Code

A code for men who are insecure about their masculinity and need to let the internet dictate their behavior because they don’t have their own common sense.
Man: “Dude, why don’t you ask out Kara?”
Bro: “She’s Matt’s ex. I can never break bro code.”
Man: “Matt has been married to Shelly for five years and we’re all on good terms if you want to date Kara. Learn to read social cues from individual situations, dude.”
by Schemic June 11, 2018
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Blood code

Did he say blood code!? That's an SPI! - Sashahahan
by Pim Pim Fourtyn November 12, 2003
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Bro Code

1. A set of rules followed by guys who never get laid.
2. A guide on to how not to get laid.
An example on how not get laid straight from the Bro Code: "Bros before hoes" this should really be "Chicks before dicks" because real bros get laid.
by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel July 21, 2011
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Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.
George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!
by jefferson webber January 12, 2014
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