AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ITS A COCKROACH
by ramdomhumanbeanpotatoandpotata June 2, 2018

From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.
vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹
Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?
Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?
Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.
by Dr cockroach fan November 20, 2021

"aw man she was really hot but when I went back to her place there was trash all over the place she's a serious cockroach angel"
by Ivan the ok January 11, 2025

A term for a person who believes that they have no obligation to help anyone in need.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.
by Judge dredd7 March 11, 2012

cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.
by cockroachboy June 19, 2020

by MOISTCREVICES August 6, 2017
