Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

menage a claus

Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.

by sbatkk July 28, 2016

emilio claus

Emilio doesn't give a shit.

Emilio Claus

by TheLegend3072 January 3, 2017

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020