Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
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by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
Get the Santa Clausmug. a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
Get the Santa Clausmug. The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
Get the The Santa Clausmug. Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
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by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
Get the Santa Clausmug. by StickyMick December 7, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. If you know a guy with the name Claus Nicklass you are quite lucky. He is usually a funny guy and loves to party. He often has brown or light brown hair and he is ourtoverted. He listens to music a lot and like when he get to performs his music peace’s to different people. He is kind and sweet at first, when you have known that guy in a while he becomes super funny and crazy too.
#Girl one -OMG IS CLAUS GOING TO PLAY WITH KNIFES AND POUR KETCHUP ON HIMSELF?!!?
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.
by Claus Nicklass October 19, 2019
Get the Claus Nicklassmug. When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
Get the Sudsy Santa Clausmug.