The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
by BeeOverlord- February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?
by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Giving someone a "Canada's History", formally known as "The Beaver", is when a man sits in the Stanley Cup and pours syrup over his nuts until he is submerged. He then releases some back-bacon farts up into the syrup. Another person then inhales the fart bubbles through a moose skull and/or antlers.
by Bawla01 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two willing Canucks, lubricate Canadian bacon or an ice hockey stick with Canadian maple syrup and enter it into each other's orifices, while speaking French and being intoxicated on Molson, and then videotape it to remember their gleeful perversion.
Last night, we got sh*t faced but I can't remember what we did until I saw the video and remembered Canada's History.
by JasonNieves February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
by TonyInChains February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.