Likes to write poetry while listening to clay aiken
Also waits in line for hours for the new Celine Dion cd
Best known for Sticking Ferrets up his ass

Horrible at that's what she said jokes
Seriously?..your being a total Caleb the way your sucking his Dick
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the biggest cunt you'll ever meet, so fucking weird and is obsessed with chicken. in love with dogs and someone, you'll hate. has the smallest dick ever and not funny at all. so vain and has the worst jokes ever.
never date a Caleb, they're the worst
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A homosexual. Chris Reids best friend. A man who licks penis for a living.
by Big Wurm211 August 24, 2008
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A stupid fuckwit with a tiny dick and likes to touch himself during class
Wow look at that kid touching himself, he must be a Caleb.
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A gay ass virgin mofo who plays Fortnite.
Caleb is gay and proud
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