Banana Cream Pie

Act consisting of two people, one must be a man. The man takes said "banana", and places it in his own anus. Proceeding to squish it while inside the anus until it reaches a nice warm mushy texture. Durring banana squishing, another man or women gives a reach around to the man with the banana. Just before he climazes he squeezes the banana from his anus into the recipients mouth, then turning around to exjaculate ontop of the banana.

The last chick I gave a banana cream pie to threw up.

by Enchilada Supreme March 26, 2009

Banana Cream Pie

n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.

1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Chocolate Cream Pie

Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit

I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.

by chrisdoubleu November 11, 2011

Chocolate Cream Pie

When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!

Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.

by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009

Steamy Cream Pie

A variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. The seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin' when she pushes it out of her vagina.

It was in the freezer at TGIF that James saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.

by imwildyourmild March 9, 2009

blue berry cream pie

A delicious fruit dessert, with blueberries, and whip cream in a pie crust.

I gave my girlfriend a blue berry cream pie last night. It got all over her face and body.

by Speggta March 20, 2017

Chunky Cherry Cream Pie

After performing a cherry cream pie, proceed to vomit profusely all over your partner.

Dude, that was so nasty, it ended with a Chunky Cherry Cream Pie.

by Jordan Lynes and Sean Goss August 9, 2006