The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

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CP

Club penguin. Totally doesn't mean anything else.

Npc: Yo, do you like CP?
Npc2: Yeah, I watch CP everyday
Npc: Wait, watch? I'm talking about Club Penguin here.
Npc2: ...
Npc: hold on....

by mgkisgood6969 April 6, 2023

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something very tasty......

dude 1: i looovvve cp.
dude 2: yeah me too, cheese pizza is sooo good.
dude 1:yeah...

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024

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cp

in Asian countries, cp stands for couple, which is the same as a 'ship' in Americas
you might see "cp雜食、左右非固定" in people's twitter bios. this directly translates to "cp omnivore, left/right unfixed"
this is slang to say they ship multiple pairings, and don't mind who tops or bottoms in them (they use left/right to mean A/B or top/bottom, referring to the two people in the ship)

"why does it say CP in this person's bio? are they a pedo freak?"
"no, but you are a western idiot"

by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

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