Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.
The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.
Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!
by okay big boy September 18, 2019
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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 07, 2017
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