spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

Cockroaching

To hide your presence, especially signing off from social media and then signing back in later, whenever you see someone you're trying to avoid.

"You should've just told me outright rather than cockroaching."

by Jedi Jason September 23, 2022

The Milky Cockroach

The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.

Bungledash caught some cockroaches this morning so he could try The Milky Cockroach with Frankfurt.

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

cockroach

a horrible insect

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ITS A COCKROACH

by ramdomhumanbeanpotatoandpotata June 2, 2018

Cockroach Angel

An attractive woman who lives in filth

"aw man she was really hot but when I went back to her place there was trash all over the place she's a serious cockroach angel"

by Ivan the ok January 11, 2025

Dr Cockroach

Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹

Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?

Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.

by Dr cockroach fan November 20, 2021

Empress of Cockroach

From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.

vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret

Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*

sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021