God

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

God

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

by Wolftagger May 3, 2016

God

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003

God

The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.

"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"

by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009

god

The 1 supreme being the Creator and ruler of the universe.

Godis my savior

by god#1 June 11, 2014

God

non-living, non-physial, nonexistant.

No one should believe in something when it is nonexistant

by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

God

Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.

White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)

by zebobbybird June 29, 2009