Vampire buttseks

Vampires having anal intercourse.

Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.

by Z the All-Mighty December 9, 2008

non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.

Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.

by Spamelness March 29, 2009

Buttsexy

(Adj) Pertaining to or describing any homosexual equivalent of sexyness.

That guy in the leather chaps and cowboy hat is buttsexy!

by Ivanna Humpalot November 23, 2004

teh butseks

The But-sex. Basically Yaoi in its most graphic form, which though very graphic also ends up being absolutely hillariouse!

you may be watching sensitive pornograph and all of a sudden there is man-cock on the screen and then flashy sequences of them having kinky kinky man sex and all you can do is roll on the floor laughing shouting things like Man-Cock and Penis-hankerchief!

so thus Teh-Butseks is Comic Yaoi.

Best example of Teh Butseks:

When playing Absolute Obiedience (Yaoi dating game) watch out for the Penis-Handkerchief moment, hillarity will ensue, you will understand.

by Mortal January 11, 2009

Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009

butsex2night

meaning that one will get some action that night

i got butsex2night, so i cant do anything with you.

by Bob Leevey March 4, 2003

buttsechs

what your mom does to your brother...?

let me buttsechs u

by buttsechs master June 14, 2004