bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

a right buggers muddle

A sticky situation

Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes

by BaconSoap March 19, 2016

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

cheeky little bugger

What dan howell (danisnotonfire) called phil lester (amazingphil) in a younow brodcast when phil pointed out that he had changed the names around from "Dan and Phil" to "Phil and Dan"; also a quote from their book 'The Amazing Book is Not on Fire' (on amazon and any bookstore near you)

D&P: "Which phil and dan dining chair are you?!"

Phil: "Did you notice i changed the names around"

Dan: "You did didnt you! You cheeky little bugger"

by damninglester June 16, 2016

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.

Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!

by yahuh December 28, 2004