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Brendan

a term used when you assume a guy is gay. often they are slow moving and talk with extreme spaces between all of their words. they can take several hours matching their shoes to their gauges, and lip rings in some cases. also, they pack around a girl who seems like a hoe, but is just an ugly man looking for attention.
girl: you're late.
brendan: sorry, i had to find some gauges to match this belt.
by hollywood:) May 23, 2009
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Brendan DiStefano

a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.
-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh
by annieonniemoose. November 12, 2010
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Brendan

He is a diffrent little shit that has down syndrome and a little diffrent in a bad way. He is SUPA GAY and loves men. HE JUST LOVES THEM MEN.
by notmyrealname duh December 1, 2018
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Brendan

Brendan is such a pleb
Girl 1 "Brendan's such a pleb"
Guy 1 "I know right"
by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016
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Brendan and Ashlee

The perfect couple. Soul mates. Opposites who complete each other in every way. Everyone loves them and is jealous of their relationship.
girl: Why cant we just be like Brendan and Ashlee?
boy: yeah they are kind of perfect
by brrrrrrrr32 July 23, 2011
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brendan doyle

A raging homo... Sapian ayyyy lmao and thinks the world is flat
Omg it's a brendan doyle stock you canned food
by Dingle Dong January 26, 2017
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Brendan McCarthy

A Kiwi-born (NZ but typing NZ should have no periods because of being influenced from Britain) pitchman who wants to fuck your ears all the time from day to night by telling about the product he is showcasing on that stupid ass TV just like an Englishman who wants to fuck a "Mainland European" lady who looks, sounds like a man and speaks broken English at all.

You may remember him (along with fellow pitchmen Billy Mays and Vince Offer) from the late mid and late 90's to present as a pitchman across the Philippines through his now-canned but disputed propaganda called "Value Vision" (not to be confused with the one that NBC owns now called as Evine) and currently acting as the same work for its successor called "TV Shop (Philippines)" starting from 2014 to present and he is just wanna fuck your ears again so you better stop buying and watching useless TV just to get rid of him and his useless looks at all... - ialociN
Brendan McCarthy is not the same as the other McCarthy!!!
by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018
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