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Brayden

A fucking fat fuck gamer boy who gets zero pussy. He's a 19 year old Virgin who plays way too much Rocket League. He's played so much rocket league in his life that he reached the highest rank of Grand Champion. What a fucking nerd. He also enjoys working out a lot yet is still a skinny fuck.
Brayden wants to kill Alex Jacobs
by BPAX January 30, 2020
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Brayden

He is a guy who asks a girl out then he cheats on them without them knowing. He has a small dick and picks the shit out of his underwear.
Brayden: Someone who wants a gf but treats them like shit
by Saver 123 July 29, 2018
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Brayden

Braydens are usually short, dumb, and funny. They usaully wear whatever they can find and are horrible lovers. They dont care what they get and mostly become homeless
Damn, Brayden is a lil bitch.
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brayden

is short.
“where’s brayden?”
i’m right here
“oh sorry i didn’t see you lol”
by 1526756 September 30, 2019
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Brayden

Brayden is a name of a boy who talks A LOT!! He blames others for his actions but nobody believes him because he lies. He also calls people by nicknames others have given to him.
Teacher-“who is talking
Student-“it’s Brayden”
Teacher-“I’m not surprised
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Brayden

Brayden Alexander read the entire Muller Report and found there was NO COLLUSION
by Mozetich August 5, 2019
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Brayden

Gets very salty and he acts very autistic sucks at making Snapchat filter and is very gullible, he is very stupid and is a huge follower, is a virgin forever and the closest he will get to a girlfriend is his best friends
Brayden is 73 and he still hasn’t had a girlfriend
by Evan Claude January 25, 2020
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