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clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.
“dude i fucked your mom
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019
mugGet the clink clonk rainy bonkmug.

i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.
by bebe9512 July 2, 2010
mugGet the i never let a d-boy bonk for free.mug.

bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads
bonk is a retard compared to wogs
by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020
mugGet the bonkmug.

Bonk

by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

big fat bonks

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022
mugGet the big fat bonksmug.

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
by Jutnau January 24, 2023
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021
mugGet the Bonkmug.

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