clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.

“dude i fucked your mom”
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess”

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

by bebe9512 July 2, 2010

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration

a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first

by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023

Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.

Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets

by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021

bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)

“i should be more like bonk”

by bonktopia July 2, 2021

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020