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Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
by Dylong October 28, 2018
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bloody bunny

1. a used (or otherwise sullied) tampon
"I can't believe my dog dragged my bloody bunny out of the trashcan!"
by JennaMitchell August 7, 2007
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Bloody Christmas

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass because she is on her rag and he's about to cum he pulls out as well as pulling out her tampon. By doing so, you cover the inside of her inner thighs with jizz and her own blood.
by 420Pug October 10, 2009
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bloody diamond

Taking home and fucking one of those old whores that frequent either the Neil Diamond or Super Diamond concerts when she is on her period.
Quentin: I did a bloody diamond last night.
Hank: Do you know Quentin is a fag name?
by SprintTM June 22, 2009
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Bloody Musket

The act of sex on a woman who is menstruating. While her tampon is still inserted, the man proceeds with intercourse in the "doggy style" position. After ejaculation, the tampon will be packed tightly and when the woman expels air out of her vagina, the tampon will turn into a bloody projectile.
My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
by redoxnastiness December 16, 2009
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Bloody Balboa

The act of digitally massaging a women's "G" Spot while simultaneously licking and flicking her clitoris or "speed bag" while she's menstruating.

There are variations to this maneuver:
1) A "Bloody Balboa" with a south paw would be to add ones finger(s) into the rectum during the act.
2) A "Balboa" would be a "Bloody Balboa" minus a women's monthly cycle. This was originally introduced due to the fact that it was performed on the steps of the Philly art musuem on a 70 yr. old lady who was well past her prime.
3) A "Bloody Balboa" vs. "Mr. T" would be performing the "Bloody Balboa" with a female who is heavily pierced in the vaginal region.
After removing her tampon, Johny gave Mary Sue a Bloody Balboa. Johny was going for the knock-out and finished her off with a South Paw.
by Michael Joseph Kmacker December 20, 2007
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bloody knuckles

A game when 2 people punch each others knuckles until one of them gives up. Some people play until their knuckles are bleeding like crazy.
I played Charlie Bloody Knuckles and I broke his hand.
by Jingling March 15, 2004
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