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trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.
The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.
by Deagostini February 19, 2015
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Bent julians

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.
"He brought Bent julians!"
"No way bro! This party just got cray cray!"
by zoostompkate January 22, 2021
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bent-Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.
Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
by landwehr34 March 9, 2022
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bent spokes

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .
You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.
by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016
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Jimmy Bent

the most square headed individual. his glasses project years of what can only be described as abuse mixed with drug addictions. a full coversation with him is worse than being raped by your family memebers and having christmas dinner with them. the stuff he says when hes trying to be funny is probably worse than the holocaust. he only knows how to do basic necesities to survive. he may be book smart but by all means he has no common sense. FUCK. JIMMY. BENT. He that type of kid to go to an all boys school and wear jorts.
Oh no, here comes Jimmy Bent. Cover your eyes.
by Andrew McGinty November 29, 2022
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bent gay

by Simasrode January 20, 2017
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bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"
by Tee Hi December 20, 2008
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