The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.
by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.
by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .
by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016

Pop Bags of cocaine specially meant to be zoostomped. Bent julians is the sister Iced Weep product, Bent julianos which is a usually .7 g bag of purp cocaine. Both give the sense of nostalgia to an outstanding and beautiful level.
by zoostompkate January 22, 2021

the most square headed individual. his glasses project years of what can only be described as abuse mixed with drug addictions. a full coversation with him is worse than being raped by your family memebers and having christmas dinner with them. the stuff he says when hes trying to be funny is probably worse than the holocaust. he only knows how to do basic necesities to survive. he may be book smart but by all means he has no common sense. FUCK. JIMMY. BENT. He that type of kid to go to an all boys school and wear jorts.
by Andrew McGinty November 29, 2022

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
by Tee Hi December 20, 2008
