Bennett

a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3

“he is such a sweetie!”
“he must be a bennett.”

by natb<3 May 7, 2022

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

jason bennett

plat

jason bennett is plat

by afpsgsd[ginooAPMKFJAOF March 18, 2021

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

marley bennett

Marley Bennett is a cheese burger with extra pickles on top. She is delicious!!!

Bro marley Bennett cured my cancer!!

by Pickel228383 June 25, 2023

Bennett

A guy who gets down with any chick he sees. A guy who is a bit of a chub but great at sex.

Holy fuck is that a Bennett Quick babe come here so he doesn’t take you away!!!!

by Pepe the fwoooog July 10, 2019

Charles Bennett

A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.

Person 1: Woah that’s a hot widow
Person 2: Yeah I bet Charles Bennett has rooted her.

by LouisLittStan December 20, 2020