SOLO BARON 2.0

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by ilovesolobaron September 24, 2019

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024

Baroned

to convince someone to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam

Kevin baroned Jane and bought a new Rolex.

by A financial victim February 3, 2023

Baron from Starbound

Gigachad

person 1 - Baron from Starbound (hit pc game released on July 22, 2016)
person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*

by starving crazed weasel April 3, 2023

Bloody Baron

To fuck a chick in the ass until your dick bleeds and her ass bleeds

"O!O!O!O!O!O!"
"Wait, I think I'm ablout to bleed"
"Fine,I'll Bloody Baron you"

by Sypmaster February 21, 2009

Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021

Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.

Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.

by ihaveabigbooty August 27, 2022