by DamagedAloisTrancy October 10, 2019
When you have a uncontrollable crippling addiction to texting and cuddling a table that has a nicotine and pot addiction
Uhh I haven’t heard from my flesh table in forever life is ass:( I feel so much like the Gavin butler.
by She hates Gavin August 26, 2021
by rainbow9945 November 26, 2008
A man who offers their butt for the 'pitcher' to have sexual intercourse with like a normal butler would offer their services.
Guy 1:"Want to fuck?"
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*
by Fyiak October 29, 2014
A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"
"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
by TheSanityAssassin November 03, 2004
A complete immature idiot that likes porn WAY too much, and is constantly laugingh at things that are not funny; someone who listens to a large variety of shitty music for the exception of three or four songs that the individual steals from other people; likes to watch corny-ass movies like American Beauty and Moulin Rouge even though the individual is a male; a person that likes to ranomly show his lower pubic hair to people in his dorm and laughs about it; there are some people that say some random things at random times, but a Cal Butler is a person that every word that comes out of their mouth is random, and/or disgusting; and lastly, an individual that likes to deny everything possible that he has done or said.
That kid over there is such a Cal Butler.
What do you mean?
I MEAN, that he is a racist, and he is extremely annoying.
Oh, I see.
What do you mean?
I MEAN, that he is a racist, and he is extremely annoying.
Oh, I see.
by Jesse Germain February 23, 2005
by Mondo91 May 19, 2008