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bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
by natchoman2 March 11, 2024
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Cherry blossom cookie

the most awesome and very sweet very pretty cookie ever in cookie run kingdom
PERFECT WEATHER FOR A PICNIC
“I love cherry blossom cookie, shes the best, awesome, amazing, pretty, beautiful, pretty, sweet, cookie ever”

“Fr”
by iivan1x June 4, 2025
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Blossoms

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.
by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017
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bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina
I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023
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Hot blossom

Digital vaginal penetration using a capcasin based sauce as a personal lubricant
Carl invited Debbie over for a little kimchi and chill, which ultimately ended in a hot blossom.
by McFlyman December 12, 2017
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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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