bashin'

The immeasurably pleasurable act of destroying a mailbox using one of the following:
-The basball bat (classic, held in the hands and used to thoroughly beat the shit out of the box)

-The rock (thrown from a moving vehicle, the rock can be found almost anywhere in nature)

-The computer monitor or other electronic office equipment (hilarious reaction when old lady comes out and discovers a large screen embedded deep within her box)

-Racoon (just plain ridiculous)

So after we're done chugging this large clay bottle of XXX whiskey, lets go out bashin' for a while.

by Bark Momgaurd June 26, 2005

Turd Basher

A person who likes to bash turds.
Is linked to shit stabber.

"Ants, leave me alone and stop being a turd basher!"

by Push It April 30, 2008

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

beauty bash

A website created for bitter old bitches to anonymously talk shit about people on Makeuplley. Ironically, the bitter old bitches are people from Makeupalley who are too chickenshit to tell it like it is, and be known. They sit on Beauty Bash all day long, picking apart people's posts, and complaining about how fat they are, how ugly they are, or what losers they are. Yet, they themselves are the biggest losers. They not only post ALL DAY LONG on Beauty Bash, but they sit ALL DAY LONG on Makeupalley too.

Even though people on Makeupalley don't like to admit it, they LOVE to post slanderous shit talk on Beauty Bash.

by Groovynub July 28, 2006

emo bashing

The art of aiming to purposefully damage 'emo kids', mainly by hitting or 'bashing' them.

A very appropriate activity.

A - "Wanna go emo bashing?"
B - "Yeah! Its gotta be done!"

by Jase on the Bass June 25, 2006

bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.

I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.

by Paulpot June 17, 2006

gang bash

When a gang or a large number of people beat the living shit out of a smaller group of people (usually 1,2 or 3 people).

*Also see gang bang for similar meaning

Tim got charged with assault again, he and some mates were caught gang bashing some dudes over on West 12th St.

by Fish-o-matic March 28, 2008