blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

by Sunbears69 May 14, 2017

Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 04, 2009

The Bagel Effect

The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse

"You all know the bagel effect? I guess you could say that bagel really hit the spot."

by CaptainBirdy June 05, 2023

pizza bagel

A bagel covered in tomato sauce, cheese and what ever else you can think of and is toasted.
Can be eaten at any time of the day
The combination of a pizza and a bagel.
For our jewish friends.

Pizza in the morning.
Pizza in the evening.
Pizza at suppertime.
When pizzas on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

Mom go to shoppers and get some pizza bagels!

by ThePants00 February 14, 2006

bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 19, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 04, 2006