Andre

Andre is the best boyfriend there is out there. Even tho he will make fun of u if u don't know what ffs means and compare u to a turkey, anybody on the planet would be lucky to call this amazing specimen theirs.

But... he's mine mwahahaha!

also in regards to what the definition was 3 yrs ago.. he's straight.

me: AHHHHHH I LOVE ANDRE SO MUCH! HES MY GOOF AND I WANNA HUG HIM FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!

by garden gnome<3 July 22, 2022

Andre

A short person who looks like Harry Potter, acts like a crazy person every now and then, and looks like a nerd.

Did you know Andre is going to an anime con because he is desperate to see his favorite vtuber.

by MMTC August 20, 2022

Andre

Someone who always says, "People die everyday."

and always "live-titties" as a substitute for the popular turn of phrase, "deadass."

Anyone: "Ouch, I have a paper cut!"
Andre: "People die everyday."

Anyone: "No way you met 21 in Drake's crib."
Andre: "Bro, live-titties, I did."

by daddiedre November 6, 2022

Andre

Andre is a special type of man, he has poor communication skills, social anxiety and big npc energy. He struggles with girls and isn't ready for a relationship, although he wants hugs (So please give them to him). But hes an amazing guy, always down to help out even if he struggles, he is really smart and can spend 2 hours studying for an exam and then get an A+. And to top it all off hes funny.

Person 1: How would you describe Andre?
Person 2: Imagine a skyrim npc

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Andre

A very awesome guy

Andre wanna fuckkk~~~~

by Vicbucks December 7, 2021

Andre

The one and only.

"fuck crackers (oo)" - Andre 2019

by anonymous November 6, 2021

ANDRE

A milk-dud looking wigga who only eats lucky charms in his moms basement. He weighs 200 pounds and loves to eat sonic. Some Andre’s are good people with good lives but most are like my definition.

That guy is a retarded peanut. He must be a ANDRE.

by acousticdolphin2090 March 13, 2022