An Alexander McSwizzle is a being who is usually deathly pale and extremely socially awkward to the point of indescribableness. Also can be known as an Swizzle, McSwizzle, or just Alexon some occasions.
Man, that Alexander McSwizzle is not looking too great.
by Apolleau April 18, 2019
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Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien
Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??
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A total woodchip.

The winner of Eurovision 2009. Rybak was born in Minsk, (Belarus) May 13, 1986 but moved to Oslo, Norway, when he was 4 years old. He is a singer, actor, violin-player, and a man beloved my millions of fans for his great personality. He became famous by winning Eurovision (the annual European Song Competition) in Moscow with a record of 387 points. His song is called Fairytale. He speaks Norwegian, Russian, and English fluently.
Alexander Rybak, winner of Euorivion 2009.
by ILoveALexander March 3, 2010
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Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien
Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??
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The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 with his song "Fairytale." Originally from Belarus, he won for Norway with 387 points, the highest yet in the contest.
"I'm in love with a Fairytale, even though it hurts. And I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed." -Alexander Rybak
by DannyBoy20802 January 13, 2010
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The Running Back/Half Back with the number 37 for the Seattle Seahawks (NFL Team) and MVP for 2005. Also on the cover of Madden NFL 2007.
Shaun Alexander is the Running Back for the Seattle Seahawks.
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A very kinky LGBT erotic romance novel written by author B Q Hanson that involves plenty of BDSM. It's closely similar to Fifty Shades of Grey except it's about two college roommates who have tons of kinky sex as well as the protagonist copying several major characteristics about the other main character to live like him.
Example 1:

Person 1: I sure wish somebody would love who I am so much that they would like to live like me.

Person 2: Read The Enlightenment of Alexander

Example 2:

Person 1: We should get a little freaky tonight.

Person 2: Do you mean freaky like The Enlightenment of Alexander freaky?
by Fifty Shades of College June 23, 2018
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