G-alarm

The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.

"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"

by Talroma December 24, 2008

alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

rape alarm

It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.

It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.

What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.

by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

Lunk Alarm

The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.

The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.

by MiSC-en-Scène January 8, 2016

charm alarm

when one has a shart attack and needs rescue so they pull the charm alarm

"John, pull the damn charm alarm youre having a shart attack"-PD Tom

by Jacob Tab January 19, 2008