Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
Alana is beautiful woman
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
Alana is the type of person to take reign. She is a lord of the peasants. Fierce when confronted and loving when loved. Tiny like a hamster but roars like a lion (because she is a Leo). She can be a bitch sometimes, but she knows it. Alanna is a baddie with a phatty
by Marcampo August 07, 2023
Daddy Alana I love you!! 💕💕♌️♌️
by Ilodoyodo September 27, 2019
yo bro you hear how Alana believed some random guy over me even though we had been talking for a while and i had been nothing but nice to her and how to embarrassed me Infront of the whole school Shes a whore
by Jwill1109999999999 January 24, 2024
Alana.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
by clblee.2 April 13, 2023
A girl that is oozing with swag. She's like that cool kid you want to sit with at lunch, but you know you're not swag enough to be in her presence
by IkariK August 02, 2020
He is a professional basketball player
by Mustafa23 November 22, 2021