Alana.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
by clblee.2 April 12, 2023
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God: I sentence you, Alana, to the most decrepit and hollow depths of hell itself where you will be forced to listen to 100Gecs for all of eternity until the end of time. LOL (Laugh out Loud).
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
by Pink Worshipper April 24, 2022
Get the Alana mug.Alana is a very mean and sassy person. They will act all rich and buy you things to make you think they are nice. Behind your'e back they will be mean. They will call you names and not listen to your'e ideas in google meet. They will also say chill a lot when you get mad or upset about something THEY did.
Girl #1: Hey whose that??
Girl #2: That's Alana shes so mean ad sassy.
Girl #1: Oh I guess i'll stay away from her.
Girl #2: yeah stay away. you don't want to know her, she'll make your'e life hell.
Girl #1: Oh.
Girl #2: That's Alana shes so mean ad sassy.
Girl #1: Oh I guess i'll stay away from her.
Girl #2: yeah stay away. you don't want to know her, she'll make your'e life hell.
Girl #1: Oh.
by Dr. Peanut. January 15, 2022
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A sweet girl who can't live without Rocky Bhai. Always dreaming about him. Wants to marry him as soon as possible.
Very cute girl with very sweet voice.
Very cute girl with very sweet voice.
by RockyBhai_TG October 13, 2022
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ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
Alana is beautiful woman
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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