by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

Ex 1.
Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .
Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."
Ex 2.
"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .
Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."
Ex 2.
"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use
2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.
2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.
Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.
by schmuckaneers October 18, 2018

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"
by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007

by Fack off I’m not doing it November 20, 2019
