Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.

"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."

by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011

69 avalanche

It is when you 69 somebody and they shit all over your face and upper chest.

Me: Last night, Miranda and i 69 avalanched. It was heaven on earth!
Charlie: Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would let me do that!
Me: Yeah, I find that a good old fashioned 69 avalanche spices up any relationship, its worked for me!

by XxMethanxX March 5, 2014

Dick Avalanche

When an attractive girl recently becomes single and guys she's not interested in, hit on her several times a day

"I've only been single for a week and guys won't stop texting me! It's been a real dick avalanche!"

by alex1596 July 26, 2014

miggy avalon

a super hot singer and a former male prostitute

Winston: Wow, did you hear that song by Miggy Avalon?
Bryce: Yeah, "My Dick" is such a good song!

by mmmmyes October 24, 2019

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021

Dmitri Avali

Literally the cutest thing in the universe

Dmitri :' I'm Cute" like Dmitri Avali

by ADasdsada February 5, 2022

Avalon

An Island refered to in Arthurian Legend, also known as The Place of The Blessed Dead, where, according to some, King Arthur still lives.
Some believe Avalon is derived from "Ynes Avallon" (Avalon's Island), realm of the Celtic God Avalach.
Also an 80's Song by Roxy Music,
And My name.

Hey look at me! My name is Avalon!

by Info. Inc. (previously Hectic Malaysian Transexuals Inc.) October 1, 2004